The bloke seated next to me is surfing pornography.
He also seems to have forgotten that he is not in the privacy of his own home.
While I’m worrying about the webcam accidentally tilting (and giving the ITV1 studio audience a most unwanted eyeful) I’m suddenly connected to the funnyman himself.
The sound fails, the camera tilts...i quickly grabbed it, nothing was seen...!
Now this is a fine example of Sod’s Law in action, but hopefully means the gremlins are sorted when next we speak after England’s evening matches.